Follow your dreams.

But not that one. You’ll never make a living.

Don’t settle.

Well, you have to settle sometimes. Life isn’t fair, you know.

You shouldn’t spend more than 1/3 of your income on housing.

Why are you still living with 4 other people at your age?

Stand up for what you believe in.

Whoa, not like that.  More like a strongly worded letter to the editor.

Any job is better than no job.

You’re wasting your time working there.

Just be yourself.

Maybe not quite so much.