Lohan’s lawyer claims that she has the “same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna” and somehow she should get 100 million dollars for this.  E*Trade says they “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”

Look you insane trainwreck of a woman, you DON’T have single-name status, and not everything is about YOU.  Of course, now that you’re making a stink about it, anyone that hadn’t made any connection to your name certainly will now.

If this bothers you that much, maybe it’s time to get yourself off the front page of TMZ every week.