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Man, I love poppyseed bagels. (Has the medical establishment ever worked out that little “opium positive” quirk for poppyseeds? Or was that an urban legend all along?)

Ahhh, a new year. And so starts the race to see how quickly I can break my resolutions. I suppose I shouldn’t call them resolutions, they’re really more nice ideas that never get a lot of traction.  Maybe I just need to come up with better resolutions, like “drink more beer.”

4 Responses to “No drug tests for me, thanks…”

  1. Scott K

    Oh, it’s pretty clearly true. :)

  2. CDC

    Damn. I would have thought after the first big lawsuit that the threshold would have been changed right away.

  3. Scott K

    Well, at least “some agencies” have raised the threshold to eliminate “many” false positives, per the end of that article.

  4. Scott K

    Could always make fake facial hair out of poppyseeds. :)

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