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4 AM?

November 20th, 2007
4-am

I just saw an advert for Kohl’s after Thanksgiving sale. Though I still do not want to hear a damn thing about Christmas until after Thursday, I can’t fault the stores for advertising the sales, as they have this little thing they like to do called staying in business.

What killed me is this - they’re opening at FOUR IN THE MORNING. I just can’t even fathom being up and at a store that early in the morning for anything or anyone. I’m fairly certain I don’t like anyone that much in the first place.

I realize that there are people that DO go out to these sales at the crack of dawn - what I can’t quite fathom is who and why. What gift or recipient is SO critical that you would get out and torture yourself that way? You’ve just survived a major family holiday and now you want to go deal with insane crowds and risk an elbow in the eye because some store only has 5 of this season’s hottest toy actually in stock?

For full disclosure, my brother & I usually venture out on Black Friday. Wander around, check out the Santa Claus to see if he’s decent and get a late lunch. It’s more a spectator event for us, never before noon, and I’m fairly certain I don’t remember a single time we’ve actually bought anything that day.

7 Responses to “4 AM?”

  1. dan

    Many people are insane. I only have to buy about 8-10 gifts, which will be done largely via internet. If I have to get something in person, I usually take a day off in the middle of the first or second week in december and get it over with.

  2. CDC

    This year is as close to being able to cancel Christmas as I’ve come. Can’t take much of anything to PHX and that right there solves a lot of problems. ;)

  3. RidingFool

    Oh come on. Where’s everyone’s Christmas spirit at 4 a.m. on the morning after Thanksgiving? What a bunch of humbugs. ;)

  4. CDC

    Oh come on. Where’s everyone’s Christmas spirit at 4 a.m. on the morning after Thanksgiving? What a bunch of humbugs. ;)

    If I could skip straight forward to somewhere around January 3rd, I’d do it.

  5. Scott K

    I heard that commercial a few times on WTOP.. I can hardly fathom being -up- at 4am without a damn good (and social, and entertainment-based) reason, to say nothing of being at a department store before, oh, 8am.

  6. CDC

    I can hardly fathom being -up- at 4am

    If I am up at 4AM, it’s a 99% chance it is because I’ve not gone to bed yet.

  7. Scott K

    Too true!

    …like I did the other night.

    And then the phone rang for work at 0615.

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