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Today I got to do something I haven’t done in years. Fill out a Federal tax return by hand. In running the error check on the final return of the 3 I was working on, I get a nice message from Turbo Tax saying, “Hmmm, well, this just isn’t going to work for you.” Mind you, the key piece of information that caused it to pat me on the head and send me on my way to the IRS website for new and different forms was entered in the system in the first 5 minutes of the process. Couldn’t tell me then, could ya?

Dear god, I’d forgotten how much doing taxes by hand is like a damned Choose Your Own Adventure book… Every line directs you to another form, another line, which directs you to yet another page in the instruction book and pretty soon you’ve got the entire floor covered with pieces of paper and strings connecting all the various lines.

Now I get to print the forms out again and try to fill them out neatly

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Current Music: Suddenly I See, KT Tunstall

Tonight’s task has been taxes. Whee!! Right now I have 2 of the 3 tax returns finished, which is a far cry from this time last year when I was filling out extension forms and praying that the IRS had the same definition of ” good faith estimate” that I did. As things turn out, we must have gotten a sympathetic reviewer, as I’ve not gotten any nasty-grams from them once our various and sundry accounts were paid in full before the super-really-totally-final-unless-you-file-another-extension deadline. This year, everything will be done well before the 4/17 deadline, thank god.

However, I do have to say I take just a tiny bit of pride in the fact that earlier this evening little bro left the house to visit w/folks as I was cussing out Turbo Tax’s auto-crap-update feature, and by the time he returned just a few hours later, I had 2 of 3 returns done and had still had time to go catch last call at the local watering hole. You can take the accounting job away from the girl, but you can’t take the accountant and resultant celebrant alcoholic out of the girl…

I remember the days when I used to have my taxes done before February 15th… Not sure what happened, but yeah, not quite that much on top of things these days, but I’m still meeting or beating deadlines, so it’s all good.

So, we’ve covered taxes. Death - it sucks and is inevitable, not much more to say on that. Other miscellany - indulge me on this one -I have a playlist called “Aftermath” - beats the initial naming of it, which was “Down, Not Across” - and well, it’s not quite *that* morbid…a small sampling follows.

To toast Spring: Back to the Earth, Rusted Root
To remember why you don’t want to be a cynical beeotych: Suddenly I See, KT Tunstall (took me a couple listens to get past the guitar riffs being too close to “Black Horse & The Cherry Tree”)
Just sit with me and listen: Samba Para Ti, Santana. Sit and listen and you’ll get it.
We can’t always have everything, and it’s not necessarily the end of the world…: Beverly Hills, Weezer
Things have a way of working out: Float On, Modest Mouse
Self Explanatory… : Superman, Lazlo Bane
Gotta bag of Mickey’s TallBoys without anyone to share with?: Party Generation, Dar Williams
I’d give you everything I have and then some: Santa Monica, Everclear
It just feels good: Naked Eye, Luscious Jackson
Cause we all need a little Dead: Friend of the Devil, Grateful Dead
Cause I’m a sucker for some old school Clapton: She’s Waiting, Eric Clapton
Where is that other shoe, anyway?: Feelin’ Way Too Damn Good, Nickleback
Damn, where did I eff things up?: How to Save a Life, The Fray

Oh to have the rewind button on life some days.

Reminder for the locals

March 28th, 2007
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Gun show at Dulles Expo Center this weekend.

She has a point…

March 28th, 2007

“…Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy…”

- Madeline Albright on the Colbert Report, 3.27.07

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But how much can you give?

March 25th, 2007
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Today’s post over on the Dilbert Blog - The Meaning of Meaning did a good job of hitting home on some personal things of late, especially this excerpt:

I found ways to use my success to make the world a little bit better. It’s surprising how often the opportunity comes up. It ranges from personal favors to investment decisions to my choices to continue making a comic and a blog post for you every day.

Now, I can’t say I have much in the way of success, but I do try to be a decent person. Not for any grand reward, but because it is the right thing to do and maybe someone’s day will be better for it. The problem is, you can only give with nothing in return for so long before you run out of “give” for anyone. Someone once told me, “There are only three people I trust and depend on: Me, Myself & I.” I’m starting to see the point.

Recently, an acquaintance was in need of something. Not a dire need or anything like that, but it when I heard her mention it, I realized I had the solution for her. One email, 2 pieces of paper and maybe 10 minutes of actual activity and it was done. It really wasn’t a big deal, I was happy to be able to help. She was very appreciative of it all. I didn’t do it for that reason, but it was really nice to have someone say thanks and really mean it.

Like I said, I don’t try to be a decent person for any grand reward, but for every instance that turns out like the above, I wade through the following crap:

Exhibit A: Glad I can make you feel more secure about yourself… The insecure ones that have nothing good to say unless it makes them sound better, and because they know you’re basically an idiot and will help where needed - they will ask you for it. And then later talk about how they could have done it better. Nice.

Exhibit B: You know, I can’t possibly be the ONLY dependable person in your life. You can only be the go-to girl for so long, especially when it gets to the point where it’s completely taken for granted. For the love of all that’s good and holy, say thank you and possibly reciprocate sometime. Cause I can’t do this forever.

Exhibit C: Have you just completely lost your mind? You’re mucking along, doing your thing, have been nice, have been helpful, and suddenly you’re evil incarnate for some unknown offense. Sorry I’m not a mind reader and have no earthly clue what you’re talking about, but I guess it makes you feel better to be mad at someone, and it might as well be someone who has done nothing to you and you can feel confident that there will be no retribution for it, because you’ve targeted a “nice” person.

Exhibit D: Just tell me what I want to hear. Don’t come to me for advice knowing that while I try to be a nice person, I am also an honest person. If you want to drive your car blindfolded off a cliff and ask me if I think it’s a good idea, don’t expect me to remind you to gas up the car before you head out. (Granted, some days I think I should just say “yes” and let Darwin take over.) If you don’t want to hear the answer, don’t ask the question.

ETA: Exhibit E: The anonymous asshat that decided it was fine to park my reserved space at the townhouse. Whoever you are, please get your head out of your ass. I use that space at all hours, I direct contractors to use it, and people who are coming to pick things up from the townhouse. Not yours.

I do try to put myself in other folks’ shoes - when you take the time to look at things from someone else’s perspective, it can explain a lot. However, these instances - all I am left with is scratching my head and wondering “WTF?”

It’s stuff like this that really makes you wonder what is the point of even trying some days.

Those that know me very well know that I have a very well developed cynical streak that I’ve managed to keep at bay for a long time. Maybe it’s time to just let it loose again and just look out for myself - cause I’ve just about run out of anything I can give to anyone else.

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So, given it’s a bit of a dreary day, I decided veggie-beef soup would be good. Found two recipes* and while neither one was exactly what I wanted, I figured it was a good enough base to work with. Though I am eating the results right now, let’s just say it’s not quite there just yet. The afternoon went a bit like this:

Mince, mince, chop, peel, dice, MEDIC!! (Garlic, onion, carrots, potatoes.) The new santoku knife is now officially broken in, as evidenced by the band-aid on my left hand.

Slice, slice, slice. Why can’t I ever find beef in a pound package when I actually only need a pound But then again, can you have too much beef in beef soup? The new chef’s knife is awesome.

Toss the beef in a bit of pan searing flour, brown it with the onions & garlic. OMG, smells heavenly.

Add water, beef stock, some worchestershire and red wine and everything else. Add oregano, basil, thyme, pepper, bay leaf, couple grinds of sea salt, parsley. Quick taste, ACK, TOO MUCH PARSLEY - emergency skimming ensues.

Bring to boil. Let simmer. Stir and taste repeatedly. Something not quite right, can’t put my finger on it. Not bad, just not quite right. Too beef stock-y maybe? Who knows.

45 minutes passes. Bring back to boil, Add 8 oz mini shell pasta, let go for about 10 minutes.

Discover there isn’t enough liquid once the pasta is cooked. Cussing ensues as I search the kitchen for anything besides water. 1 can chicken stock! Add that, stir and I think I have taken care of the “too beef stock-y” issue. However, it’s kinda washed out the spices. Damn!

Overall, it’s not bad, but still a work in progress. I did write down everything I did as I went along. Next time, another can of chicken stock, probably skip the water altogether, toss in some peas, maybe lose the parsley.

Thing is, with spring here, the chances of my making this again before Halloween are pretty slim. Hopefully I’ll remember to find my notes next time around.

* - http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Spicy-Vegetable-Beef-Soup/Detail.aspx and http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Vegetable-Beef-Soup-2/Detail.aspx

Why I love Alton Brown

March 23rd, 2007
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“Cake’s nothing but a delivery system for icing.”

They’ve got it all wrong.

March 22nd, 2007
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New Zealand Scientists may microwave Colossal squid

No, no, no - if you put it in the microwave, it’s going to get all chewy…

It is done.

March 19th, 2007
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THE ESTATE IS SETTLED!!!!!!!!

Happy Belated St. Pats Day

March 17th, 2007
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Hope everyone was able to get in touch with their inner Irishman today.

Sláinte.

Ah, DC.

March 16th, 2007

Here you can go from 75 degrees with a bit of overcast to 39 degrees, pouring rain with snow and sleet to come later in the day in a mere 24 hours.

This weather is absolutely disgusting to put it mildly, especially after 3 days of really NICE weather. It’s responsible for about 80% of my crappy mood this morning, and it’s one of those moods that really requires a trip to the batting cages or driving range to smack the crap out of inanimate objects, but because of the weather, I CAN’T DO THAT.

I wonder if there are any walls in the house that need to be knocked out… I would like a larger closet…

Sometimes the system works

March 13th, 2007
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On Sunday, Roanoke Times editorial writer Christian Trejbal decided in the spirit of the “Sunshine Laws” and to show the kind of information that you can obtain under it, that it would be appropriate to post a database of all holders of Concealed Carry Permits in Virginia, and write a rather…interesting…column to go along with it. I’m sure happy to know he puts sex offenders in the same category as CCP holders. The database has since been removed, ostensibly to have it “verified for accuracy” by the Virginia State Police.

The comments in response to the column were unsurprisingly negative, but at the same time, the vast majority were very rational and well thought out, and also showed the irresponsibility in publishing this database.

Now, I do not have a concealed carry permit, as I do not even own a gun at this time. In the future, it is highly likely I will have both. I have friends who have guns and CCP’s, and I don’t think it is the Roanoke Times business to be throwing their names and addresses out there, even if it IS public data that can be obtained with a little legwork. Should I ever have a concealed carry permit, I feel that no one needs to know besides my family and the authorities that issued the permit.

This entire situation seriously infuriated me, and I did something I only reserve for when I am REALLY angry - I got in touch with my state representatives. Yesterday I faxed off a letter to Senator Ken Cuccinelli, II (R) and Delegate Dave Marsden (D), simply asking if there was some way that a balance could be achieved between the FOIA/Sunshine Laws and citizen privacy in this matter.

To be honest, I wasn’t even sure I’d get a response, or if it would be anything more than a “we got your fax” form letter. My phone rang today, and it was Delegate Marsden. We had a good conversation, and he agreed this was an issue and that he could definitely “get behind” doing something to protect citizen privacy when it comes to this. He said he supports the CCP process, as it requires folks to actually work for it and he couldn’t think of a reason that anyone should be able to get the entire list as the Mr. Trejbal did, nor any real reason that you’d need to know if anyone in particular has a CCP, given that you can have a gun and no CCP. He is going to get in touch with Legislative Services and try and get the ball rolling for the next session. Even though that will be a little while, he says it’s better to get started now, and said he would get back in contact with me in a couple weeks.

So, it never hurts to get in touch with the reps, even if you’re not on the same side of the political fence on everything.

So, sometime Saturday evening, I managed to lose my cell… I had it in my hand and *thought* I put it in my pocket immediately before getting into Dave’s car, but Sunday morning, no cell to be found. After checking all pockets, couch cushions and anywhere else it could possibly be, I asked Dave to take a look in his car. Got a call this evening that he’d searched the car, flashlight and all, but no cell.

It is amazing how quickly you get totally used to having a phone you can truly take with you anywhere and has every phone number you use in it. Today I was stuck waiting on a call from the pharmacy, and having no cell, my sorry butt was stuck at the house. I had to look up my grandmother’s phone number in our address book to call her last evening. I was incredibly impressed with myself that I remembered Dave’s number, given that I think I have actually dialed it once, and that was to put it in the cell phone.

Dave said he’d take another look tomorrow in the light of day but I can’t help but think it ended up in the parking lot and probably is nothing more than a pile of metallic pink shrapnel. In the meantime, I’m going into mobile DT’s. I find myself double checking my pockets as I leave the house because one of them is light, even though I know exactly what is missing - I keep hoping it will magically appear in a random pocket somewhere.

So, it appears I’ve got a trip to Radio Shack for a new phone tomorrow. Which will likely guarantee that my “old” phone turns up out of nowhere.  If that happens, 911 victim services gets a nice shiny working phone, so it’s all OK in the end. And until I have the new phone, I can still check my messages (where the pharmacy left a message, despite my leaving my landline number as a contact.)

But dammit, I want my phone.

Firearms in the District

March 11th, 2007

So, you’ve probably heard by now that a US Appeals Court has struck down the DC gun ban. I live outside of DC, so this ban hasn’t directly affected me and the change really doesn’t affect me right now either, as I don’t own a firearm at the present time.

Now, the Mayor has indicated he is going to appeal the decision, AND “said the city will vigorously enforce its handgun law” as he said the ruling “only addressed handgun possession in the home, not whether the city can regulate handguns elsewhere” and frankly, I’m waiting for some form of legal injunction to effectively nullify the court’s decision for the time being.

So, obviously we’ve not seen the end of this just yet. What I find amusing & somewhat annoying is how CNN has been reporting it, with comments along these lines: “District residents are doing something this weekend that they haven’t been able to do in 30 years - have a gun.”

OK, let’s think about this. If you’re a law abiding DC resident, you don’t have a handgun. Given the gun ban, I’m pretty sure that no one has been able to set up shop in DC since Friday afternoon to sell firearms. So, unless every DC resident that wanted a gun came out to Virginia and bought one this weekend (and I’m not even sure that Virginia shops can sell to DC residents, regardless of this court ruling), then really - who is actually now walking around with a gun that wasn’t on Friday morning?

Sorry CNN, but I don’t think evey DC resident now has a gun.

Photos from Philly

March 11th, 2007

Finally got the photos done from Philly!


Reading Terminal Market


Independence Hall


Flower Show

Where is my carnage?

March 11th, 2007

I was ready for riots in the streets, exploding transformers, burning cars, animals escaping from zoos! Instead, I have none of this.

I am of course, speaking of the early changeover to daylight savings time. I am utterly disappointed that the world does not seem to be coming to an end today. The computer time changed, the cable box changed, and I’m assuming my cell phone changed as well (it’s in someone else’s car at the moment) - the only thing that could be considered a glitch would be the fact that the TiVo changed over at 2AM GMT, so it was actually 10PM when it changed.

So, I guess going to DST 3 weeks early wasn’t the end of the world they were predicting afterall.

If I can’t have riots, I’ll can settle for the extra hour of daylight in the evening.

UserFriendly’s take on early DST Sorry guys - yes, I’m sure this was a pain in the ass to deal with it, but it’s not like Congress made the change last week - you did have lead time on this one.

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Original recipe from allrecipes.com - my changes and such italicized. Makes between 4 and 5 quarts, so have some containers handy for freezing the leftovers. I think it would be great with cornbread.  ETA: Next day leftovers are more of a “casserole” consistency - the rice soaks up so much of the liquid, you end up with rice, beans & sausage vs. a “soup”.
1 tablespoon olive oil skipped this - the bacon created enough fat/grease for the rest of the saute
8 ounces bacon, cooked and cubed - I think next time I will skip this or cut it in half and up the andouille a little bit
1 1/2 cups chopped onion
1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper
1 tablespoon minced garlic - used 2 decent sized cloves
4 bay leaves
6 ounces sliced andouille sausage
1 small smoked ham hock
2 cups dry kidney beans, soaked overnight (or quick soaked) I think this could go w/2.5 - 3 cups, I ended up adding some canned kidney beans towards the end. Did the quick soak w/no problems.
1 teaspoon Cajun seasoning
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
8 cups chicken broth
1 teaspoon salt I think this could be skipped w/no issues
1 1/2 cups cooked rice - I made 2 cups, it was just easier to measure out…
6 tablespoons thinly sliced green onion

1. In a large pot over high heat, heat the oil. Add the bacon and saute for 2 minutes. Add the onions, bell pepper, garlic, bay leaves, sausage and ham hock and saute for 2 more minutes.

I precooked the bacon in the microwave for a couple minutes, and skipped the oil for sauteing it.

2. Add the beans and saute for 2 more minutes. Stir in the Cajun-style seasoning, Worcestershire sauce and stock. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to low and simmer for 1 hour, stirring occasionally.

3. Add the salt, cover the pot and simmer for an additional 15 minutes. Turn off the heat and allow the pot to sit, covered, for about 20 minutes. Discard the ham hock. And bay leaves.

4. Ladle soup into individual bowls. Top each serving with 1/4 cup rice and 1 tablespoon green onion. Went ahead and just dumped the rice straight into the soup so it was more of an actual “red beans & rice soup” vs. “red bean soup with rice on top” and let it sit for another 10 minutes.

It’s on the “will do again” list.

Adorable pandas

March 9th, 2007

This was just too damn cute not to share - completely SFW.

Here, buddy, have a kleenex (You Tube video)

Link via Learn Something New Every Day

Back home…

March 8th, 2007

Got back in this afternoon - tired as hell, but what a great little trip. I have SO many damn pictures to go through and right now I can barely see straight, so it will have to wait. This is the view from the top floor of the hotel where my room was:

Independence Hall

March 7th, 2007

It’s snowing in Philly today, and no one is freaked out about it. Cars are not spinning out, cab fares have not been doubled, school is in session and yes, it’s definitely different than DC.

Made it to Philly

March 6th, 2007

Well, what I’ve seen of Philly so far is pretty cool. Granted, I may just be in the fun part of town, but it definitely has a different vibe from DC. (Yes, I have the laptop. Given that I filled 2 of my 3 memory cards on my camera today, bringing it along seems to have been a good idea.)

Amtrak was a great way to get up here - nice to sit and just watch the world go by out the window on the way instead of madly searching for the right exit.

First stop off the train was a shoe shine. My timberlands were looking a little on the sad side. $7 very well spent for some seriously shiny boots.

Dropped off the bags at the hotel and headed out.

First stop - Reading Terminal Market for a quick snack, since it’s right in between the hotel and the convention center. Oh. My. God. I’d been told this was a place I could get food, but I was NOT prepared for this. The place is huge, has EVERYTHING you could possibly want to eat. And not just prepared stuff, fresh meats, seafood, produce. Seriously, whatever you’re in the mood for, they have it. To the point where it is actually somewhat overwhelming. Me? Being the exotic one, I ended up with coffee & a croissant. Hey, it was still early. It’s highly likely I’ll be back over there for breakfast or lunch or something before I leave. Also, seeing the occasional sign in German in the place just warmed my heart.

Then off to the flower show. Wow. I always knew I was a suck gardener, but this really cemented it. I’ll be getting up the rest of the pics later this week - I really think that is the best way to explain the whole thing. You really don’t have to be a garden freak for this - it’s just tons and tons of really pretty flowers and plants and just a plain nice place to wander around. It’s mainly a competition - take your 4H botany competition at the county fair, put it on enough steriods to make the Balco case look like they were dealing tic-tacs, and you have the Philly Flower Show. Over 100 classes of entries, from regular flowers and plants (ie, small irises, hanging plants, etc.) to artistic entries. The artistic entries included miniature arrangements, jewelry made from plants & flowers, landscaping designs for things such as arbors/entryways/whole yards. The artistic entries had to stay in the theme of “Legends of Ireland” and there was just some really lovely work done by these folks. The local nurseries/landscapers/floral designers had exhibits as well, also keeping in the theme, even if there were a couple that were slightly more reminiscent of a Lucky Charms advert. Like I said, I think the pictures can do it more justice than I can.

The flower show also had some culinary demos as well. Caught two of those, and they were pretty good. I expected they’d somehow tie it back into the flower show with something along the lines of cooking w/edible flowers or something like that, but it was just “normal” stuff, but still cool.

First one was a chef from Acme Markets, which I gather is the local version of Wegman’s from the way they talked about it. I felt a little bad for him. First, the “host chef” who is introducing all the chefs doing demos this week made a really big deal abut how Acme donated the cookware and it was SO great even their chef was using it. I could see him cringe a tiny bit over this. It’s non-stick stuff, and I know how I feel about non-stick, and how a certain other chef I know feels about it, and from the look on this guys face it appeared he was trying hard to remind himself “they pay me to do this.” He also had to talk up the store through it, and you could just tell he’d really rather just be talking about the food. He did a pan seared ribeye and mashed sweet potatoes with a blood orange compound butter. He had this kickass ricer/masher he said he’d just gotten from Poland. I tried to get a closer look right after the demo, but the kids from the local culinary school that were recruited for help and cleanup were overly efficient and it had already been dumped in a bucket of suds in the back. Bummer. At one point he also said the words, “I know Rachel Ray says [do it this way], but you don’t want to do it that way – trust me on this.” I’m not sure he made it out alive after that.

Second one was the chefs from LaCroix – apparently a rather high end place here in town. Couldn’t help but notice they were sticking with their stainless steel cookware. They did a sautéed fish with an egg sauce with a pineapple garnish. I’ll have to look it up – it really looked great. The lady next to me was just horrified at the fact that they charge $52 for Sunday brunch. Hey, someone must be paying and frankly, it may very well be worth it. One of the chefs said they had something along the lines of 200 items or some equally insane number.

After going through all the exhibits and demos, it was snack time again. I swear, when I am on vacation I eat constantly. Popped into the Independence Brew Pub, right next to the hotel. Went in based on some good sounding things on the appetizer menu, only to find out half of them aren’t on the “bar menu”. (WTF, it’s all in the same room.) So I ended up with a chicken quesadilla that while it was edible, was truly nothing I’d want coming out of my kitchen. However, the Oatmeal Stout (brewed there) kicks ass.

So, if you ‘re in Philly next to the Reading Terminal Market, hit Independence Brew Pub for the beer, NOT the food. Sure, you probably shouldn’t go to a brew pub for the food in the first place, but really, it’s pub fare, it really shouldn’t be something you can screw up.

The hotel is great - Marriott does a good job of keeping my business. Dinner at Cuba Libre was AWESOME, and will get it’s own write up at some point, most likely after I get some sleep.

Hey, newbie…

March 6th, 2007

A Charlie Brown Christmas, as performed by the cast of Scrubs. Absolutely brilliant. 10:20 and worth every second - thanks to autiger23 for the link.

In other news, I have actually been READY for my Philly trip - as in everything actually packed and ready to go (less a few minor “oh, I need” items) since around 8PM this evening - this is nothing short of a miracle for me. Normally, I’d still be doing laundry at this point and freaking out. Here’s to making a concerted effort to get my sorry ass more organized and it actually paying off!

I am really looking forward to this trip. The main reason is the Philly Flower Show, which my Mom & I had said on more than one occasion that we needed to do, but unfortunately, hadn’t managed to do. Well, no time like the present. Additionally, I’ll be hitting the King Tut exhibit (ticket in hand!) and I have reservations at a couple very promising places for dinner. The Cuba Libre Restaurant and Rum Bar and
Moromoto. Yes, that Morimoto. And I’ll be doing my damndest to hit Monk’s Cafe to boot. This trip has quickly turned into the “Happy Birthday to Me” eating and drinking fest.

Hopefully many really good pics will follow in the next couple days.

March 1st, 2007

Sometimes the best gifts you can receive have absolutely nothing to do with you. :)

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