Someone knew I needed some entertainment. (Yes, I cruise craigslist for shits & giggles and the inevitable thread of two people thinking they’re talking to their lost love only to find out they have NO idea who the other person is.)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mis/266729026.html
Aww, snap, it’s been flagged. Funny how a copy has already been printed to give to the bartenders… (The title was “Meet ME tonight! at Glory Days in Burke, TONIGHT! - m4w - 39)
I’ll be dressed in plaid slacks, no underwear beneath (the cold makes me happy inside), polo sweater with my initials on the collar, and a fat smile on my face.
Sitting on the non-smoking side with a probably stuffy in my pants is where I’ll be. The girls (from 18 to 80) say I’m, quite a catch or off the hook., Problem is, I don’t want to be hooked or caught! - unless it’s with my pants around my ankles in the restaurant bathroom waiting for a job blow from job blow betty - aka, YOU, sweet teats! That’s right! Can’t hold this fella down. BUT, if you’re not interested in holding a fella down - unless it’s a Bondage type of thing ;) - come out to the restaurant tonight and let’s talk.
By the way, I drink. Pick your preference. Show up at 8PM, and you’ll have to wait for me. I will literally ROLL in about 8:30PM. Show up at 9PM and you’ll find that I’m 3 shots of Jim Beam in. Show up at 10PM and you’ll find me with a tall beer in front of me and 9 shots of Jim Beam behind me. Show up at 11PM and you’ll find me slumped over the bar. No worries thought. I rouse (and Arrouse) easily. Just poke me a few times (PLEASSEEE!) and I’ll wake up and drive you to the destination of my choice - my bachelor pad where all the magic happens. Yes, I’m a part-time magician so I hope you like bunny rabbits - or at least like mating like them.
Ah, I can’t wait. I do think every Monday and it’s produced great results in the past. Did you know that over the last 8 Monday’s, I’ve hooked it up with a new woman on 6 of those nights! Women only, btw. Ago is unimportant. Moisture is important. Funbags are not important. Grooming is not important. Smell is optional. Otherwise, satisfaction is possible.
See you tonight! Are you the special one for 1/22/07? You’ll never know unless you come on out! No repeat visits please.
