You tried very hard to beat the crap out of me today. Well, BITE ME. Cause I just went out and swam a full freaking kilometer.
So, though I may be a small person, and even deceptively cute at times, rest assured, I am meaner than you, more determined that you, a complete force to be reckoned with and I CAN AND WILL kick your ass, so don’t go tempting me.
