Now that my “OMGWTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!” adrenaline rush is over with.
It’s SO VERY COOL. There is very little sense of motion at all, except when they’re initially sending you up, cause you’re going up & backwards off the boat, and then when they kick the winch to bring you back in - that makes you swing a little bit, which can be unnerving, but I’d done the “pull you up in a harness and drop your ass” at Kings Dominion before and it was exactly the same, and I didn’t die that time around, so it didn’t freak me out.
I’ll admit I had a death grip on the straps, and was cursing my inability to do math in my head, cause I couldn’t figure out if I’d hit terminal velocity from 800 feet to the water should all the straps and strings and knots decide to snap all at once. And yes, I did watch the other folks on the boat very closely so I knew what to expect, and yes, in my head I did repeatedly think “if you hit the water, unclip the straps, and get free of the lines and the silks.”
It’s also really quiet when you get up that high, which I really didn’t expect, I figured there would be a lot of wind noise and such, but there isn’t.
My only piece of advice is that when you sit down on the back of the boat, make sure you’re sitting as far back on the leg straps as you can - I should have been about an inch or two further back on one leg, but I wasn’t gonna try to adjust it in mid-air. :)
, you can stop reading now, it’s mainly me drooling over the First Mate….
And the first mate on the boat was HOT. Seriously hot. Inked and pierced and well tanned, and a total hardbody.
Funny thing, there was another family on the boat - two brothers, one with wife & kiddo, the other with girlfriend. Older brother didn’t go up, he’d dropped his Harley at 50 MPH earlier this year and is basically on injured reserve, and spent most of his time playing “whose boat dick is bigger” with the Captain, who took it it very good stride. (Personally I think Capt wins, cause he works at the beach and Harley doofus is still working for a living in NJ, boat or no boat, but that’s just me…) But his brother & GF went up, came back and that was that from the first mate. Wife & son went up, came back & that was that.
Me? First he asks, “Do you want to wear your shirt up there? Cause you might get wet.” (It’s obvious I’ve got a suit on w/the bow tie at the back of my neck.) Of course not. So, I strip off my shirt and tuck it in with the rest of the lifevests, and notice some completely astonished looks from the other passengers on the boat. (Hey, I have DO a suimsuit on!) Point for me vs nouveau riche. (Yes, I am a total bitch that way.) On to lifevest selection. First one is too big. (One size fits all my ass.) First mate hunts around for a smaller one, no luck, but has one w/multiple clips & straps - we manage to get that cinched up close enough that I shouldn’t fall out of it should they drop me. I tell him “well, you just can’t drop me” He says, “Well, we could send you up as is…”
At this point I already want to do unspeakable things to him. On the boat. Audience or not. He’s that much of a hottie. We get to the back of the boat and he’s getting me all situated (and does not mind one bit as he clips the harness to the chute that I am double checking the clips) and he makes some crack about being rough with the ladies cause he’s scooting me around by my shorts to the right takeoff spot. (It’s a small boat, anything you say, everyone can hear) Me being me…I have to say something to the effect that some ladies like it… Going to hell for that one…
I go up, 800 freaking feet, LOVE IT, can see all over the place (oh for less haze!), just completely near have an orgasm in the air for the experience (mind you I [did] have a freakish fear of heights, the adrenaline is going that much harder for it), and then come back on in. I know from watching that you’re supposed to stand on the back of the boat when you land. So, about 20 feet out I yell, “Wait, is it stand up or fall on my ass when I get there?” I get “anything you want, babe!” Don’t tempt me, kiddo, I might break you in half. :)
So, I make a PERFECT landing on the back of the boat - I shit you not, I walked onto the back of the boat. (In no small part due to the fact that Capt & First Mate know what they’re doing - but the other folks didn’t seem to have the same luck.) He gets me unclipped and I go sit down, and I am still shaking from the adrenaline, trying to get myself out of the vest & harness and next thing I know, damn he’s right there again, getting me undone… :-D
Again, should you find yourself with the opportunity to do this - DO IT!