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Said guy coworker & myself are very much on the same wavelength, so we have all sorts of bizarre conversations, today’s just made me laugh…

: besides, I’m sure the gals were just all throwing themselves at you anyway
: or maybe just throwing things at you, but still
coworker: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
coworker: Stop it hurts
coworker: Never had that trouble
coworker: Always had to work at it
: women throwing things at you?
: I am sure there has been a rock or two winged at your head over the years
coworker: Was chased out of a house with a fireplace poker once
…
coworker: Lets just say the relationship was not going to take the direction she thought
: you mean down the psycho road where you do everything she says?
coworker: THAT’S THE VERY PLACE!!!
…
coworker: I often DO wonder what became of her
coworker: Ran into her at a bar a few years later with some GQ looking fella hanging off her arm…I had just finished tarring a foundation and was in with a few guys for a pitcher of beer or two…she made it a point to walk him by our table twice…a point a gladly ceded her as I knew his life was probably a living hell
…
: should asked her if that infection ever cleared up
coworker: ROFL…no…know thy enemy is the first rule of warfare…for a petite person she could take it to a WHOLE ‘nother level in a second so I decided to smile and leave it at that
: yeah, sounds like me
: wait, did we ever date?