Blah, blah, no baking today, yada, yada, flour, yeast, cornmeal, check!, rolling pin, FUCK.
Yes, I pored over the recipe multiple times to ensure I wasn’t missing any ingredients or that there wasn’t anything exotic in it that I would forget at the grocery store…
Unfortunately, I neglected to remember that I tossed my craptastic rolling pin out years ago and never replaced it.
Worked myself into a really fantastic snit - even the cats left the the kitchen in fear of potentially of flying objects. (Sometimes you just have to have a good snit, even over small stupid things. Sometimes especially over small stupid things…)
So, what I had hoped to start as a New Year’s Eve tradition will be another day.
In the meantime, I am going to go take a hot shower, gorge myself of Cheesy Ranch Bacon dip I made to console myself, then it’s off to Target to pick up a prescription and see what they have in the non-crappy rolling pin department. (I will not have another crappy one like I had before…)
Oh - and lest I forget - here’s the too cute Christmas card from
