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Wow, I should be in bed…

February 28th, 2003

But I’m not…

I was thinking that I really should have taken pictures of all this snow, but the only camera I have is a regular film camera, and I never get around to getting the film developed. And I’m not 100% sure where the camera is at the moment anyway.

I have no idea if I’ll be at work tomorrow, it’s still snowing out at the moment. Now, given that the plows have had plenty of time to work, I would think that things would be under control in the morning. We shall see. If nothing else, the snow delay rule will be in effect. 1 extra cup of coffee for each in of snow before leaving. Plus a stop at Starbucks on the way in for good measure.

Still need to figure out that whole “What comes after government contractor accounting and finance” thing. That may very well take another 10 years to stumble upon something. :)

I am decidedly bummed about Mr Rogers taking that final trolley ride… Did you know that his Mom knit the sweaters that he wore?

OK, I should really be getting to bed soon…….

This week…

February 28th, 2003

a woman in my department is retiring.

She has been with this company for 32, yes THIRTY TWO years.

It’s started

February 27th, 2003

The snow has started in Tyson’s.

Will be interesting to see
a) how long it takes to get home &
b) what the morning will bring

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February 27th, 2003

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=573&e=1&cid=573&u=/nm/20030227/od_nm/life_spain_thong_dc

I don’t see the problem. I actually think it’s kind of clever.

I do not know…

February 27th, 2003

How many more years I will be able to handle this job….

I don’t mean the job that I am sitting at right this second, but the overall job that I do.

The technical side of the work is not bad. It’s math and some accounting theory thrown in.

But, over the years I’ve seen some disturbing changes.

The corporate environment has become increasingly hostile towards employees in general. The fundamentals of my profession have been thrown out the window. It’s accounting. It’s not an area where you “get creative”. It’s math. Numbers are numbers and you don’t change them just to shut someone up. In theory.

Overall, I am finding employees to be overworked, and have the ever present threat of layoff or firing hanging over their heads. The corporate attitude of “Don’t complain, you’re lucky to even have a job.” to be much too prevalent. Sure, it’s a buyer’s market for the employer, but treating all employees as completely dispensible doesn’t help anyone.

Right now, I am managing tax returns for over 20 jurisdictions. Repeated inquiries from corporate and reconciliations on the balance sheet. Financial metrics packages. Training employees on the new accounting system, from coding invoices with the right account numbers to actually using the piece of software. Intercompany work orders in which none of the source information is correct. Insurance allocations between three organizations. Coding of charge plate accounts that come through - approximately 200 pages every two weeks. Oh, and closing the general ledger each month.

There have been many times in my career that I’ve had requests for information. Again - accounting is math. There’s not a lot of gray area in it. Too often, the information isn’t what someone “wants”. Tough shit. The numbers are what they are. I keep seeing the attitude of “if you like being employed, you’ll figure out a way to make the numbers palatable.” I don’t like being employed that much. I am probably lucky that I haven’t gotten tossed out on my ass yet.

In the wake of Enron, World Com, Quest, Global Crossing, and all the rest, there has been lots of talk about keeping it from happening again. There are a lot of bright and shiny ethics posters about in the building I am working in. Have the underlying attitudes changed? Not that I can see.

I am lucky right now in that I work with some good people. But, we’re all really seriously beaten down by our corporate HQ over everything. We really are trying to do things the way they want them done, but change does not always come easily, and this is no exception. I can see down the road a piece and I can see that they’re going to lose some good people out of sheer frustration, and gain people who are willing to do whatever they want without a question. And then, there will be another company name to add to the list of fallen corporations.

The job I do is the same regardless of the organization it’s in. Which, given my overall feelings on it after almost 11 years of doing it, is means it’s time to figure out where I go next when I am done here, whenever that happens to be.

Except that on that front, I am at a complete loss.

Note to self: Schedule some brainstorming time…

Now I don’t mind…

February 27th, 2003

…doing some on the fly training on the new accounting system here. I have used it before, I understand the basic methodology on the setup they used (I would probably understand it better if I’d been in on the configuration side of things, but timing and all that…), so sure, I’ll lend someone a hand when it’s fighting with them.

However, with each passing day it seems that I am running into people that have gotten absolutely NO training on the system whatsoever. Not even basic instruction on how to code things for entry.

It never ceases to amaze me how much money companies will spend on software, but almost nothing on teaching people how to use it.

“Hey, do you have that intercompany thing you did for 12/31?”

“Which one are you talking about? There are multiple intercompany schedules that have been done.”

“You know, the one you did.”

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Weather…

February 26th, 2003

Still snowing in Tysons.

I really don’t like winter, but I LOVE snow. I think this has probably been one of the best winters I’ve spent here.

At least it’s mutual…

February 26th, 2003

Corporate HQ hates us and thinks we’re all idiots.

We hate corporate HQ and think they’re all idiots.

I’d love to figure out a way to bitch-slap someone through email or the phone…

It’s been that kind of day. Completely restless, haven’t been able to settle into anything, have gotten damn near nothing done, because I have no focus whatsoever.

I can tell you that there is a nice variety of inexpensive housing in the Raleigh-Durham area.

My car is ready and I can go pick it up (and ick, pay for it) after work, but I have to be there by 7, and I really can’t remember how long it takes me to get over there, and I don’t know if I’ll have time to stop at the house first, but if nothing else, I have their phone number and can call and tell them I am on my way and beg for them to hang around a few extra minutes.

There is a lot of tension in my neck.

My very strange and frigteningly smart buddy Skip at the office has been approached to have some of his work published. That is awesome.

Hans Blix does not exactly inspire a lot of confidence in me.

I’m thinking that by the time I am done with the car, real cooking isn’t going to be on my list of things to do.

I wonder how much it’s really going to snow between now and Friday.

I wonder how long it will be until I can really afford to replace my car.

I need to figure out what my next career move is going to be. There’s no rush, but I should probably have some clue at some point.

It’s a good thing it’s almost time to head out.

Once was enough…

February 26th, 2003

More Than 100 Women Bare All for Peace

The first demonstration drew more than 40 women to spell out PEACE in a Marin County field last November.

Since then, more than 40 such demonstrations have been held in the U.S. and abroad. In one of the largest, more than 750 women gathered to form a circle and the words NO WAR in Australia.

What’s wonderful about the US is the freedom to speak your mind. No limits on looking like an idiot, either…

How hard is it to understand…

“You need to tell me the EXACT error message you are getting or else I cannot determine the problem. ‘Does Not Exist’ is NOT a complete error message!”

Friggin’ Idiots

3.87 to go

Curiouser and curiouser…

February 25th, 2003

So, I’m going through this financial metrics package…

Some of the entries in the metrics sheet don’t match the balance sheet - ATTACHED IN THE SAME SPREADSHEET FILE!

Some of the balance sheet entries don’t tie to the balance sheet I just generated in the system.

Some of the beginning balances in the new system don’t tie to the ending balances in the old system.

And I’m supposed to be able to explain the metrics page?

5.87 hours to go

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=571&e=19&u=/nm/20030224/hl_nm/children_parents_dc

Sure, kids can be a chick magnet, but no mention of how well puppies work…

Alrighty then…

February 25th, 2003

The caffeine situation has been remedied. Now I am moderately more prepared to go and invent things.

Some days I think this place is gonna be the next in the list of Enron, WorldCom, Quest…

An experiment…

February 25th, 2003

As it stands right now, I have not had a cigarette since 8:30 this morning.

I think today I will see how long I can go.

Back at Work…

February 25th, 2003

Though I really wish I wasn’t. Not because it’s that bad here, it’s just that I just don’t want to work.

The red fox made another appearance in the woods behind the house this morning, along with three large whitetail deer. I’m sure they’ve been there all along, but the snow makes them so much more visible.

I’ve got a financial metrics package that I have to explain (keep in mind, I didn’t produce it), and I don’t even know where the numbers came from in the first place… Let’s see how good my bullshit skills are today.

I managed to walk off and leave my coffee at home this morning, and I’ve been too cheap and lazy to go get some in the cafeteria, so I’m lacking the normal caffeine buzz I usually have around this time of the morning. This may very well inhibit my ability to come up with plausible explanations for imaginary numbers.

Only 7.12 hours to go, not that I’m counting…

Sick Day

February 25th, 2003

Rule #1 If one gets physically ill, regardless of whether or not you feel better after said unfortunate incident, you stay home.

So, I’m home.

Rule #2 - When taking a sick day, any and all housework is totally optional. Anything done is for pure bonus points.

Observation: If you have a dog in the house, and a red fox bounding about gleefully in the snow behind your house, you will not get any extra sleep, and you will have a broken lamp.

I managed to actually get some things done so far today, too. Lunch for tomorrow is made, there is a load of laundry going, the chicken is defrosted for dinner, and the bed is made.

This is one of those days where I am convinced that I am truly cut out to be a Stay At Home Something….

Why someone in the neighborhood is using what sounds like a table saw right now…

At least I did just hear the noise of a 2×4 hitting the ground….I think…..

Of course…

February 22nd, 2003

The car doesn’t act up on the way home. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. Still taking it in tomorrow, suspect this may be the beginning of clutch issues and would just as soon have it taken care of now. I think it’s due for a tune up, too…

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever

Crap, Crap, Crap!!!

February 21st, 2003

OK, so February WAS a good month on the finance side of things…

Got the tax refund last week, bonus this week, emergency fund set, debt disappearing.

This morning on the way to work, I discover that something is very wrong with my car…

It would have been nice to keep the emergency fund UNUSED for a while…

In Honor Of My Cube Neighbor

February 20th, 2003

Peter Gibbons: I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’ll go anymore.
Joanna: You’re just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won’t you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don’t know. But I really don’t like it and, uh, I’m not gonna go.
Joanna: So you’re gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I’m just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: So you’re going to get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don’t think I’ll like another job.
Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don’t think I’m going to do that either.

Office Space

OMG

February 20th, 2003

Snowplow Operator Beaten; Supervisor Hit by Ice

What on earth is wrong with people??!? Sure, I’m frustrated with traffic and snowplows and stuff, but I haven’t felt the need to beat someone up who was actually trying to IMPROVE the situation.

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