Chemist
Claims to Produce Human Clone
Well, if you can get past the whole alien thing and the fact that there is something about this woman that just screams “freak on wheels” then sure, I suppose human cloning could be going on right now.
Wal-Mart Yanks Pregnant Barbie Pal from Shelves
Can’t say I understand this one either. The character is *married* and already has one kiddo. It’s not like they took Skipper and got her knocked up by some stoner beach bum.
Twister Sister to Play June Concerts
I mention this only for Scott, the God of 80s music.
Telescope Tips: How to Use a New Scope and Where to Point It
Especially handy for Dad when he’s on hour 4 of “some assembly required” for kiddo’s new Christmas toy.
Armstrong Named AP Male Athlete of Year
It’s about time. Well, unless you’re in the “chemo is just another performance enhancing drug” group, in which case, he may not have been your first choice.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
